Fat, Lazy, Snack-Nibblin’ Bear

Somwhere far, far away from California… A Bear sits naked at his computer. He spent the last six months in SoCal diligently working out at the gym every day, mixing up and splitting his routine, exercising both self-discipline and major muscle groups. But now that Bear is back in his forest, far far away from all those Big Beefy Burly Fabulously Gay and Furry MUSCLEBEARS California is so famous for. And he misses them. And he misses the gym. So he consoles himself the only way he can: By slacking-off from excercise, eating greasy-salty-starchy things — and feeling sorry for himself.