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Hot Gay Bear In The Locker Room

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Look – the other day at the gym I said to myself: “Look, I’m dressed and ready to leave – And he’s naked. The timing isn’t good.” I said to myself: “Look, he’s probably already got another Creepy Boyfriend. He doesn’t need me.” I said to myself “Look, he’s already soaped up in the shower, he’s probably already skinned it back, sudsed up his knob – and it probably doesn’t smell nearly as good as it does just immediately after his hot, sweaty workout, so what’s the point?”

I said to myself: “And besides, I’m flying back to my Wisconsin cabin in 48 hours. I’d hate to have him totally fall for me and then have to leave him for the entire summer. It wouldn’t be fair to him to get him all worked-up, stiff, and dripping – and slobber all over his goatee and tug on his nipples – and then just leave the state for the season.”

I thought I’d just spare you all that unnecessary animal magnetism and unbridled hungry desire and drooling and laughing and playfulneess. I had to pack – and a plane to catch – and so we can just put all on hold unti next fall, Okay? :@)

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April 13, 2010 at 8:01 am

Fat, Lazy, Snack-Nibblin’ Bear

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Somwhere far, far away from California… A Bear sits naked at his computer. He spent the last six months in SoCal diligently working out at the gym every day, mixing up and splitting his routine, exercising both self-discipline and major muscle groups. But now that Bear is back in his forest, far far away from all those Big Beefy Burly Fabulously Gay and Furry MUSCLEBEARS California is so famous for. And he misses them. And he misses the gym. So he consoles himself the only way he can: By slacking-off from excercise, eating greasy-salty-starchy things — and feeling sorry for himself.

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May 26, 2009 at 12:30 am

BeefPieBear Bench-Presses WordPress

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BeefPieBear’s tri-athalon olympic marathon run across the internet continues here with a Time-Out at WordPress. When not working on BeefPieBear’s Beef-Up Makeover Challenge on YouTube, or his primary fitness, exercise and workout blog over at www.beefpiebear.com — BP bulks-up on some seriously big Gay beefy hairy musclebear action in other places across the web.

But it ain’t all just Type-Hype – BeefPie Walk-Talks his words with ACTION – and that means knuckling down to ‘The BeefPieBear Method’ of taking regular 10-Minute, Highly-Focused, timed workout and fitness efforts throughout the day. On this, the first Day of September 2008 – it began with a brisk ten minute morking hike, and an even BRISKER 10 minute continuous swim in glorious Lake Superior this morning. Life is good for BeefPieBear Industries in Bearpoop, Wisconsin

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September 1, 2008 at 7:34 pm

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